I was born from an egg on a mountain top, but turned out to be a huge anti-climax. I couldnt even summon a cloud by whistling. How embarrasing.

But then, from outer space...A Spotty man, brought me to life, with his cosmic dust. Not long after I discovered that when I eat a banana, an amazing transformation occurs...

With those few powers combined, I am Dan Taylor.

As you can see, early 90s television has influenced me to the point of making obscure references to my favourite shows in internet blogs. Don't you open that Trap Door!

Facts about me: 1. I was born and raised in Burnie, Tasmania, 2. Moved to Hobart to complete my journalism degree/bachelor of Fruity Lexia, 3. Worked 5 years on radio before being replaced by an "Icy cold can of coke", 4. I perform musical comedy. Nan likes it. 5. Recently moved to Melbourne to start chasing parked cars and dreams.

Lets see...

Hobbies: Football, Cricket, Hockey, Professional Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Music, Filmmaking, Writing, Eating, Breathing and Hopscotch.

Enough about me, lets talk about you..

Do you like pina coladas?